10 Things In My Wine Fridge

I have made a few memes about my wine fridge and thought it could be fun to do a blog post about what is in my fridge right now.

Here is the wine fridge meme I made a couple years ago:

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So let’s dive into these categories!

1. Chonker Bottles - Wide bottles that only fit in top or bottom rack of my fridge

Tasty Example:
Ampeleia "Unlitro" IGT Costa Toscana Rosso Ampeleia 1L

unlitro

2. Wine that you got as a gift that you don’t like

Example:

14 Hands rosé 2017 (omg, I forgot this was in there)

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3. Value wine for your friends & family that don’t care about wine

I always like to keep some tasty value wines on hand.

Examples:

Oliver Gessler, IGP Côtes de Gascogne & Ercole Barbera del Monferrato

olivier gessler cotes de gascone & ercole barbera del monferrato

4. Geeky Wine

I love trying wine from regions that I have not tasted a lot from.
Example:
Clai Baracija Rofošk Western Istria, Croatia

Clai Baracija Rofošk Western Istria, Croatia

 

5. The Good Shit

Example: Maryam + Co #2 + Massican Muscat Blanc 80%, Cortese 20%.

Next to it are more examples

Iruai Savagnin Arcana

Pithon-Paille Anjou Mozaik Chenin Blanc

Maryam + Co #2 + Massican Muscat Blanc 80%, Cortese 20%.

 

6. The really good shit that you know will taste better if you age it but you are impatient and probably wont…

Examples:

Domaine Milan Clos Milan 2019
Next to it are other wines I will try and wait a bit longer before drinking
Paolo Bea Pipparello Montefalco Rosso Riserva 2015
Yves Cuilleron Côte-Rôtie Madinière 2016

Clos Milan Paolo Bea Yves Cuilleron

7. Long Bois

8. Sweet Bois

9. More Chonker Bottles

The bottom of my fridge has long bois (long bottle), sweet bois (sweet style wine in 375ml), & chonker bottles (magnum 1.5L & wide bottle)

Long bois

Example: Weingut Martin Muthenthaler Ried Bruck Riesling

Sweet bois

Example: Kracher Cuvee Beerenauslese 2011 (375ML half-bottle)

Chonker (Large Format)

Example: Bonny Doon Le Cigare Volant 2010 (1.5L Magnum)

Chonker (Wide Bottle)

Example: Villa Sparina Gavi

Long bois  Example: Weingut Martin Muthenthaler Ried Bruck Riesling  Sweet bois  Example: Kracher Cuvee Beerenauslese 2011 (375ML half-bottle)  Chonker (Large Format)  Example: Bonny Doon Le Cigare Volant 2010 (1.5L Magnum)  Chonker (Wide Bottle)  Example: Villa Sparina Gavi

 

10. Bubbles

One thing I learned is that it is always good to keep some bubbles ready or you will end up at the wine shop again fast!

Examples:
Sommariva Prosecco Superiore Brut
Weingut Scheuermann Blanc et Noir Brut Nature
Voirin Jumel Tradition Brut

Bubbles  One thing I learned is that it is always good to keep some bubbles ready or you will end up at the wine shop again fast!  Examples: Sommariva Prosecco Superiore Brut Weingut Scheuermann Blanc et Noir Brut Nature Voirin Jumel Tradition Brut

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